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Kankuro, I apologize for missing your birthday.

((I'M NOT DEAD.))

Who is that in the living room?....

Don't let him near my room. Renge-chan is sleeping.

And what was he talking about?

((Who wants to remind me how awesome NH is and why I should not leave?))

-Yawns.-

For those of you unfortunate enough to not have seen my beautiful wonderful prettiest greatest daugher...


Naruto I stole borrowed one of Haruko's old dressess. You will never see it again.

((So I begged my AWESOME friend to draw Renge for me :D You can't help but awe at her cuteness! My friend, April, is thinking about joining but who knows, eh?))

....

Naruto, your daughter's dog brought something in...it looks like it belongs to Sasuke...


I'll name it Sasuke.

I am in a disgustingly chipper mood today.

-Huddles in a corner, curled up. Clutching his bear tightly.-

Wha-What's going on...? -Tear.- ;o; Niisan...? Niisan, wh-where are y-you..?


((I'm making him...5-6 here cause it was decided by an unknown vote that it'd be better to have a scared, teary chibi!Gaara around instead of a murderous 9 year-old. >>; ))

This wig won't come off...

WHY WON'T IT COME OFF?!

-Stares down at the school girl uniform he/she's in.-

Does gaining an accent have anything to do with pregnancy?